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Pako's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 12 (From
3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 160 Points
In Utero
Aborted
25 Points
Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz
100 Points
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 2/26/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 2/26/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/24/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 5/24/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 5/24/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
Unlocked 5/24/09
25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
Unlocked 5/24/09
50 Points Beat story mode.
50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (100/425 points)